Cody: Dennis Haysbert is MY black president.
Shaun: Do you have Allstate insurance?
Cody: No.
Shaun: Why not?
Cody: Cause I have Progressive and it’s cheap as hell, $391 for 6 months I pay I think.
Shaun: But they don’t have The Haysbert Factor.
Cody: True… but they have the unattractive brunette.
Shaun: Does she tweet?
Cody: Probably. I mean, fuck, look at her. That’s the look of a broad that has nothing to say and can do so in 140 characters or less.
Shaun: All the attention on twitter lately kinda makes me want an account, even though it’s stupid.
Cody: Shaun… I swear to the Christian God…